Well, these are some quotes, events and situations happened to the listed women. So ladies carefull bashing men :)The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)
There is no more creative force in the world than the menopausal woman with zest. Margaret Mead
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone DeBeauvoir
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow
Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Aird
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. Jane Sellman
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. Jan King
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky
I think - therefore I'm single. Lizz Winstead
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr
My second favorite household chore is ironing; my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
rma Bombeck
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. Marie Corelli
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty. -- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? Linda Ellerbee
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little lbit lower -- Gypsy Rose Lee
A woman never forgets her age once she decides what it is.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner -- Tallulah Bankhead
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. -- Erma Bombeck
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. -- Stephanie Piro
Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of dirty laundry. -- Sally Forth
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!" -- Linda Ellerbee
Behind every successful woman is a cleaner and a nanny. -- Unknown
A woman's rule of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -- Unknown
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