How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
Submitted by Sofia on Wednesday, April 05 2006
| The answer, of course is Ten! |
| 1. | One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed. |
| 2. | One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed. |
| 3. | One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb. |
| 4. | One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness. |
| 5. | One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb. |
| 6. | One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: " Light Bulb Change Accomplished." |
| 7. | One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark. |
| 8. | One to viciously smear #7. |
| 9. | One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along. |
| 10. | And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. |
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
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