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Alcohol Warning
Due to increasing products liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Warning ! Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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